There’s a pitiful story in the Washington Post today, discussing just how tired and weary senior White House staff is these days. People only getting 5 hours of sleep per night, blah, blah, blah.
What a bunch of whiners! If they can’t take it, they shouldn’t be in the job! And these people are the ones who have their fingers on the nuclear button. Can you imagine a room with Bush, Rove, Card, McClellan, and Cheney in it when a crisis hits?
Bush: Oh god, what now?
Cheney: Um, Junior, Kerbluckistan has a nuke program that we didn’t know about it, and they’re government was just overthrown by al Quiada.
Rove: Fuck it – just nuke ’em.
Bush: Okay, whatever you say *press*
Bush: Scottieboy, go make yourself useful and tell people they tried to attack us first, while Unka Dick and I go play in the fallout shelter.