From: GOP Clonebot Central
To: All loyal Clonebots
Attention All Operatives!
Oh Faithful Minions, that was a close one!
We here at Clonebot Media Manipulations, Inc (a wholly controlled subsidiary of GOP Marketing Innovations Ltd) are glad to announce that North Korea has FINALLY tested a nuke. Whew, just between us clones, we would’ve had to actually address some of those “issues” and “facts” that the American populace insist on thinking and even publicly talking about… we’ve partnered with our allies in BigMediaHoldings to draft this simple set of talking points that will be our focus until the November elections. NOTE: Do NOT remind the public that there is an election upcoming! Do NOT remind them that several amongst them are eligible to vote. Some Godless Liberal citizens still cling to their quaintly-antiquated notion that they may express disapproval of Our True Ways because of something they call “Constitutional Rights.” Here now are the ONLY topics authorized and available for dissemination by CloneBot2000 Shriekodrones until at least the second week in November:
–1) North Korea;
–2) North Korea; and (in crisis situations only)
–3) North Korea.
If YOUR CLONEBOT2000 IS AMBUSHED WITH DISCUSSION OF OTHER TOPICS please refute by implementing the above points, numbers (1) through (3). Don’t be sidetracked by the assertions of the Liberal Hollywood House Page Lobby— there’s no room in American Politics for special interest groups like that.